Do you think I'm a fucking moron?

[telefonen ringer]

Mig: Det er Thomas
Kvindelige stemme: Congratulations. If you're interested in a free holiday press 9. We'll pay the call.
Mig: 9
[ventetid, hvor telefonen ringer op]
Michael Williams: Hi I'm Michael Williams. Are you interested in a free holiday.
Mig: Why not?
Michael Williams: You have been selected to a free holiday i Folorida. My name is Michael Williams and I work for at company called Sunshine Travels Disney World.
Mig: Are you associated with Disney?
MW: Yes!
[helt sikker din satans idiot]
MW: Have you ever been to Florida?
Mig: No.
MW: You'll love it there. What's your name.
Mig: Thomas
MW: And are you over 21 sir?
Mig: Yeah. Why am I qualified to get a free holiday?
MW: If you're at Visa or Mastercard customer you are. Do you have one of these cards.
Mig: I have a Visa card.
MW: And to verify that you are qualified, can I have your expiry date?
Mig: No, why?
MW: I'll have to have it to verify that you're qualified.
Mig: You'll have to be a fucking moron to give your expiry date over the telephone. Do you think I'm a fucking moron?
MW: No need to curse. Cursing makes you a moron.
MIG (stemme som Samuel L. Jackson i Pulp Fiction): WE'LL DO YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING MORON?
[Den flinke Michael Williams lagde på. Lort. Jeg kunne ellers godt have brugt en ferie til Florida]